Laundry Royals Pillows

'You and your fabric softener!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Washing Machine Torture

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'