Laundry Royals Prints

'You and your fabric softener!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Washing Machine Torture

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"Great Perfume!"

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'