Cavity Conqueror Mugs

"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"Whoopsy."

Dentist Row

Dental Clinic. Uh-oh, we won't be able to drill our way out of this!

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'

'First time?'

'Try to humour him.' 'He's in a filthy mood.'

'I know you're in there.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Busy day?'

Occu-Pie Mars

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

Crop duster wanted.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

A Learning Curve.

Access Denied!

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"How was your day?"

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

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