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'You will tell me if this irritates, won't you?'

Occu-Pie Mars

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Crop duster wanted.

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Access Denied!

"How was your day?"

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Bear Office Worker

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'I heard the boss is a control freak. He's very controlling and the employees freak out!'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

"Daniel kept taking more and more work home with him everyday."

Speleologist

'Now what are you complaining about? I'm spending more time with you and the kids aren't I?!'

"It's a dog eat dog world, Finkstrom."

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"