Obstacle Course Challenger T-Shirts

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

Can't Touch This

The Path

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Discomfort zone.

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Orienteering 101

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

I don't like the looks of this next level.

Spring cleaning.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

"Who made this mess?"

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

World Peace Jungle

Reality, and lots of it!