Obstacle Course Challenger T-Shirts

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Lawnmower

Can't Touch This

The Path

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Discomfort zone.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Orienteering 101

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Spring cleaning.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

"Who made this mess?"

Reality, and lots of it!

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

World Peace Jungle

Caution.