Obstacle Course Adventurer T-Shirts

Golfer reads club sign pointing to restaurant, swimming pool, obstacle course.

The rocket powered skiier

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Extreme Bungy

Can't Touch This

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'I think it's safe to assume that one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Bull Treadmill

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Pole Vaulting Club

No Loitering

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Stationary bicycles.

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

I don't like the looks of this next level.

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Spring Training

'You must address the ball properly first.'