Obstacle Course Lovers T-Shirts

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

Can't Touch This

Free Range Golfers

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

Traffic Disruption Dept.

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

Caution.

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

Parkour championship

Tiny man and the chained door.

Maze for Beginners

Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'

Runners jump over turnstiles

Road Test.

Golfer reads club sign pointing to restaurant, swimming pool, obstacle course.

'I realize you want to be challenged when you hunt, but hunting with a butter knife in your boxers may be a little too challenging.'

Spiro and Pusho and the boulder.

Humpty Dumpty on assault course

Diploma from the School of Hard Knocks

"Oh, for Pete's sake! Just ignore that one, too!!"