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Road Test.

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Can our software do that?'

Go! Means NOW!

Putin and Zelensky

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Women in a cross country race

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

100k Desert Crawl

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Eight puns

Pole Vaulting Club

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

'Well, we made it.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.