Aspiring Conqueror Gifts

"The Heavens Will be Mine."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Homo Gamus

What else is there to wish for?

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Gamers

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Rainbow/Horizon

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Because it's there!

Speleologist

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

In search of the American dream...

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...