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You keep ducking!

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Give Way To Cyclists

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Love by bike

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'Well? Did you pass?'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Trike lowrider

"Warp 1 - engage!"

'Sheep happens.'

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Boulder Car

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'

"It's horrible! In this driverless car, Al can now devote 100% of his time to road rage!"

Walk of the Stars: Jasperville, Illinois

"I'm afraid this must all seem terribly insignificant next to me."

'Your sat-nav was upside-down, you see'