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Supermarket trolley repairs

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

DIY store.

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Dad can I help you change the wheel? I remember all the words from last time...."

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Student driver and a student mechanic.

"Dad...face it...you need to buy a new car."

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

Deux Ex Mechanic

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

The Baby Mechanic

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'

Tires, Oil Changes, Dumb Bumper Stickers Removed.

Little boy being punished in corner beside bag marked 'Little Computer Repairman'.