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"John isn't very mechanical."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Turmoil change.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

Demonic Repossession.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

A souped up car...

Animals are smarter than we think!

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"Turn down the bass."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Remote control car breakdown.

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.