Junior Mechanic Wannabe Pillows

Supermarket trolley repairs

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

DIY store.

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"Dad can I help you change the wheel? I remember all the words from last time...."

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Dad...face it...you need to buy a new car."

Deux Ex Mechanic

Student driver and a student mechanic.

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

The Baby Mechanic

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'

Tires, Oil Changes, Dumb Bumper Stickers Removed.