Beginning Mechanic Training Pillows

School of easy knocks engine diagnosis, rm 101...School of hard knocks, advanced engine diagnosis, rm 102.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

CLEAR!

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Turmoil change.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Rust test in progress.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Last Chance for Everything.

A souped up car...

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."