Mechanic In Training Pillows

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"These are nice tires! How much are they?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Walking Luggage.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Drool Marks

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Take me to your mechanic."

Directions: Call a smart friend.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.