Mechanic In Training T-Shirts

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"These are nice tires! How much are they?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Drool Marks

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Walking Luggage.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'