Mechanic's Apprentice Pillows

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

Education and Apprenticeships

Will work for Food Network.

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Builder's School

"Firstly, have you ever had an appendix out before?"

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.