Future Computer Engineer T-Shirts

"I gave him some building blocks to keep him busy and off his computer. All he did was build a computer out of them."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Where was I?

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Baby Screen Time

Hardware and software

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Man feeding his computer money.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Boss to worker: 'Actually, the computer we're replacing you with does crack jokes.'

'Early Laptops.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.