Future Software Developer T-Shirts

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The DaVinci Code

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Robotic Man

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mozart on a computer,

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Working Late

Barcode Dreams

Driverless cars rage.

Kitchen Tetris

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

I should probably get out more.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Gadget geek.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer