Future Software Developer Mugs

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The DaVinci Code

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Robotic Man

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Mac OS 20

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mozart on a computer,

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Barcode Dreams

I should probably get out more.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Gadget geek.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Working Late

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Driverless cars rage.

Kitchen Tetris