Future Programmer Mugs

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"Look Darling, his first web page"

Little boy being punished in corner beside bag marked 'Little Computer Repairman'.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I suppose he is a bit young to spend so much time on the computer - but then he does write his own software."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Google car."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.