Young Programmers Mugs

"I want software that will lock my parents out of my computer."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Four children playing the flute.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Baby Screen Time

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

Fossil hunting

Modern Childhood

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'