Future Programmers Mugs

"Junior learned his first word today"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

The Computer Bore

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Google car."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Geek fairies

Terry had a computer bug.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Baby Screen Time