Future Computer Engineer Mugs

"I gave him some building blocks to keep him busy and off his computer. All he did was build a computer out of them."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Where was I?

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Baby Screen Time

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Hardware and software

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Man feeding his computer money.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Boss to worker: 'Actually, the computer we're replacing you with does crack jokes.'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Early Laptops.'