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"Tim, I want you to meet the limited edition of Wally."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

The Computer Bore

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

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'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"What's a patent?"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."