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The Evolution Of Man.

A.I. Research: To err is human

The before-you-know-it-I'll-be-obsolete computer co.

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

'Honey, tell me honestly - Does this operating system make me look Big-Endian?'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Welcome to the future"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

The Computer Bore

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

Robotic Man

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Artifishial Intelligence

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"