Computer Sciences T-Shirts

Wordplay: Database.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Welcome to the future"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

The Computer Bore

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

The DaVinci Code

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

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"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

The Googler

"He's taught himself work-life balance."