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'Oh no. More lab results.'

"A virus ate my homework."

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

'IT support? I need a hug..'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"AI becomes more aggressive as it progresses."

"That's just to impress the punters, this is the real McCoy."

"A picture is worth 1,000 words."

'That virus was so contagious, I'd even refrain from using the same electrical outlet.'

'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Internet security illustration.

"It's not that I didn't understand the assignment, I couldn't figure out how to use the school's outdated computer."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

Computer Hell.

'There's nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"I didn't see any compliance issues."

A.I. Research: To err is human

"Yes, I did say you needed to back up all your date. But there's an easier way than handwriting thousands of pages."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"Help!!!"

"I am Robot."

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out.'

Alan Turing