Future Techie T-Shirts

'I'm working on one with text capabilities.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'I'm not sure you understand this money thing.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"This is it? No video?"

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Baby Buggy Workstation.

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

Milkshake Shortage

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

"Good! Intro to social media and app design are really fun! Binary code is a little hard though."

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

Graduation day at drone school.

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

A doctor checks on a patient hooked up to a complicated-looking machine.

"Mom gave us a parking ticket."

'Wanna come out and play?'

"We're bored with the blocks, Ms. Johnson...when do we learn programming?"