Future Tech Guru T-Shirts

You can close the umbrella now. I'll get you your own cell phone.

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

"Text!"