Future Tech Innovator T-Shirts

"Good! Intro to social media and app design are really fun! Binary code is a little hard though."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"He's my school project for science class."

Imagination

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

My First Bitcoin.

The power of the brain

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"This is it? No video?"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Young Galileo Galilei.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"For my dad's birthday, I'm giving him free advice on which tech stocks to buy."