Future Innovator T-Shirts

The future Bill Gates about to be conceived.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"How should I know? All the information is stored in a cloud somewhere."

'When I get older I want to be just like you, Mom, only more tech savvy.'

"I don't go to school. I'm getting my kindergarten degree online."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

'How are we going to enter the job market when these computers are old every six months?'

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'With the proper technology, we could make silicon chips out of this sand.'

"It's not easy being on the cutting edge with safety scissors."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Welcome to the future"

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Google car."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Meet the author"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Can our software do that?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

View to the Future

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Eureka!