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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Can our software do that?'

Eureka!

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"It's o.k., come on out."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."