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'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

"Google car."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"He's my school project for science class."

Imagination

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

The first transatlantic communication.

Young Galileo Galilei.

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'