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"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Thinking Gears

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Romantic Glass Blower

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"Kids."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

May, 1502. . . Leonardo Da Vinci Invents the Exercise Bike

'No, actually THIS invented me!'