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"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Thinking Gears

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Romantic Glass Blower

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Computerized Dollhouse.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"Kids."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'