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'You say odd things.'

Thinking Gears

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Lumiere brothers caricature

Henry Fox Talbot

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"Kids."

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

May, 1502. . . Leonardo Da Vinci Invents the Exercise Bike

The segway RV.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

"I have a bad feeling about this!"

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Headphone swing

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'