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'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"Kids."

'The committee's decided to ban further research until it can be proven your 'wheel' poses no threat to the environment, society or public health.'

'I've invented copyright.'

'When are you going to stop reinventing the wheel.'

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

"Of course it's square! It would roll away if it wasn't!"

Jim took management through his latest development. He was going after the generation where every child gets a ribbon!!

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

May, 1502. . . Leonardo Da Vinci Invents the Exercise Bike

"I wish someone would hurry up and invent the grid, because I'm getting pretty tired of living off it."

The segway RV.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

Inventing the road sign

'Look -- Oog has invented whiplash!'

The Toilet Bike.

Treadmill prototype

Earth's first science fair.

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'There must be a better ways to use this thing.'

"I invented clean underwear - in case he gets into an accident."

Where the idea for Velcro came from.

"Quick, everyone run before they invent lawyers!"

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'I've developed a new cable for congressional press conferences. I call it fibber optics.'

Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.

'Now that you've invented the wheel, can we move to the suburbs and commute?'

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

'No cup holder?'

'I wish someone would invent faster clocks.'

"Say - I thought that was my intellectual property."

"You know what this means, don't ya? Popcorn!"

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"I also invented merchandising!"