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'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"Kids."

'The committee's decided to ban further research until it can be proven your 'wheel' poses no threat to the environment, society or public health.'

'When are you going to stop reinventing the wheel.'

'I've invented copyright.'

"Of course it's square! It would roll away if it wasn't!"

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

May, 1502. . . Leonardo Da Vinci Invents the Exercise Bike

Jim took management through his latest development. He was going after the generation where every child gets a ribbon!!

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Inventing the road sign

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"I wish someone would hurry up and invent the grid, because I'm getting pretty tired of living off it."

The segway RV.

'Look -- Oog has invented whiplash!'

The Toilet Bike.

Treadmill prototype

'Now that you've invented the wheel, can we move to the suburbs and commute?'

'I've developed a new cable for congressional press conferences. I call it fibber optics.'

Where the idea for Velcro came from.

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

"I invented clean underwear - in case he gets into an accident."

"You know what this means, don't ya? Popcorn!"

'There must be a better ways to use this thing.'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"Quick, everyone run before they invent lawyers!"

Museum. Thomas Edison Exhibit. Edison said genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. I'm surprised he didn't invent the air conditioner!

"Say - I thought that was my intellectual property."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

My new invention is awesome. It generates electricity from anger. I don't follow. So many people are ticked off. Why not harness it? We get people to scream their lungs out, then capture and redirect the energy. It's like wind power. This is whine power. If I get angry, I play right into his hands.

Earth's first science fair.

Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.

'No cup holder?'

'I wish someone would invent faster clocks.'