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"C'est nouveau, c'est suisse!"

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Can our software do that?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Eureka!

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Satya Nutella

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"It's o.k., come on out."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."