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'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

"I'm thinking of calling it a horseless carriage."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

'Remember Tom, creativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"This is the last year I'll personally deliver your cookies. I'm buying a drone."

Rene Laennec

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

The Idea of America.

Romantic Glass Blower

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

"Well, the only reason I'm really a wandering albatross is that I have a bad sense of direction: I get lost all the time..."

Children play with insects in power outages