Innovator At Heart T-Shirts

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

'Remember Tom, creativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"This is the last year I'll personally deliver your cookies. I'm buying a drone."

Rene Laennec

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Romantic Glass Blower

The Idea of America.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Children play with insects in power outages

"Well, the only reason I'm really a wandering albatross is that I have a bad sense of direction: I get lost all the time..."

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Arabian Nights.

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.