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Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'You forgot to put it in park.'

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

'Isn't it great?!'

'We've done it Igor! We've invented a one man focus group!'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'The discovery of a rare manuscript has revealed that Leonardo da Vinci invented the pay toilet.'

Woman invents the self-driving wheel.

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

"I'm naming my invention wifi."

'...And if you run over somebody, it makes a great tombstone!'

"This fire stuff you've invented - your son has found out how to put it out."

Early Caller I.D.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents convenience foods.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'Hold it - I just dug up a couple of snow tires from the ice age.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

' A good idea '

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...