Pioneer At Heart T-Shirts

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Women of the Wilderness

Romantic Glass Blower

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"This can't be good."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Pioneers of the ancient west

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'