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"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

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Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

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'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

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"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Leftie Trump

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

Randi Rhodes

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'