Political Pioneers T-Shirts

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Disco Owls

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Davy Crocat

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Pasteur and those who came before him and failed.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

Early American Think Tank.

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

End of crisis

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

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Harris breaking glass ceiling

Technological Advances

"Do you have any idea where our voting precinct is located?"

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

'It looks like they've added Alan Greenspan.'

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