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'It's very forward thinking. No one likes to sit in the back seat anymore.'

Robotic Man

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

The United States' economy deflating.

DACA

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."