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End of crisis

"Today, Americans go to the polls to elect their leader...a powerful, inspiring figure who will bravely face the future...and bring prosperity to the entire universe!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

The United States' economy deflating.

"With great power comes great reward."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I'm ahead of my time."

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

'Who knew this whole capitalist system was a bubble!'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

'Trouble is, the plan has already jump-started him!'

The World's First Taxi...

Sometimes, good things fall apart, so better things can fall together.

Time Smoking a Picture.

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012

"You can always tell when we have new patients who need glasses."

"More Peace Bombs?"

'This $32 million you quote - is that just your fee, or does it also include the actual building?'

"Of course, if this one flops we're done."

Man holding 'Freedom of the press' placard is about to fall into a manhole.

'It's very forward thinking. No one likes to sit in the back seat anymore.'

Eliminating gas spending.

"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."

The Rebel Donny Yuma