Progressive Visionary Pillows

'It's very forward thinking. No one likes to sit in the back seat anymore.'

Robotic Man

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

The United States' economy deflating.

DACA

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'