Pioneer Passion T-Shirts

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Ancient Racing

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Women of the Wilderness

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Pioneers of the ancient west

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

...In a Relationship

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

Davy Crocat

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

L'il Buckaroo.

Wagon

Early American Think Tank.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I told you we took a wrong trail at the Oregon/Idaho border, but NO, you wouldn't stop and ask for directions.'

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

Technological Advances

The Law of the Pistol - Wartime

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'

'Come on! Up and at 'em! It's dawn already! You got things to do! Hunt, gather, break rocks, pile rocks, throw rocks! Let's move it! Chop, chop!'

No, we're NOT getting a convertible!

'Early Toupees'.

Donner Party Pooper

'A tad premature, perhaps, but we've decided to call him Fossil Fuel.'