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"When we circle the wagons, you don't have to keep signalling."

Lamb Noise.

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Desert Island Fantasies

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I can't afford to feed you."

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

Ancient Farming Practises.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

COW. JUST COW.

Davy Crocat

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"I think we should get a dog."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Now do you believe me?"

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

Early career fair

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'