Pioneer Passion Pillows

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Ancient Racing

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Women of the Wilderness

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Davy Crocat

...In a Relationship

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

Wagon

Early American Think Tank.

L'il Buckaroo.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

'I told you we took a wrong trail at the Oregon/Idaho border, but NO, you wouldn't stop and ask for directions.'

Technological Advances

'Early Toupees'.

Donner Party Pooper

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'

'A tad premature, perhaps, but we've decided to call him Fossil Fuel.'

The Law of the Pistol - Wartime