Pioneer Aficionados Pillows

No, we're NOT getting a convertible!

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Colonial Larrysburg.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

When the water's colder than you thought...

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

robot in car

Davy Crocat

Directions.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

L'il Buckaroo.

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

Acne Automation Works Outing

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

The Robot's Trophy

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

'I told you we took a wrong trail at the Oregon/Idaho border, but NO, you wouldn't stop and ask for directions.'